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    Default "420 friendly" on craigslist, LMFAO inside

    E-mails from an Asshole



    Original ad:
    26 year old female who loves music looking for friendly male concert buddy.

    i have tickets to see STS9 tomorrow night and am looking for someone to go with me to see them. you must be 420 friendly!
    From Timmy Tucker to ***********@***********.org

    Dear potential concert buddy,

    I saw your ad and am very interested. I love music. About myself, I am a 25-year-old music loving male. I see all kinds of concerts and would love to check out STS9, I'm not quite sure what kind of music that is.

    I am not sure what you mean by 420 friendly, however. Do you live near route 420? That isn't a problem for me, since it is kind of on the way to Philly anyway. Email me back if you want to go to the show with me.

    Thank you,

    Tim

    From Stacey ***** to Me

    hi tim. i wasn't talking about route 420...you have to be "cool" if you know what I mean.

    stacey

    From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

    Stacey,

    Glad to hear back from you! Unfortunately I am a little confused. I am cool, at least my mother and co-workers say so. So if you want someone who is cool, I am your guy!

    Tim

    From Stacey ***** to Me

    no i dont think you get me. you need to be down with the chronic lol. ya get me?

    From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

    Stacey,

    Are you talking about Dr. Dre's album The Chronic? I love hip hop! Is that what kind of music STS9 is? I assure you that I am "down" with that album. You can play it in the car on the way to the show if you like.

    Tim

    From Stacey ***** to Me

    um no...ok i dont think you are the type person i want to go to the concert with no offense

    From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

    Stacey,

    I'm not sure why you suddenly decided not to go to the concert with me. I am kind of disappointed, because I just bought an ounce of headies and was looking for someone else to smoke it with. My other friend has tickets to go see bisco in Baltimore so I guess I'll just go with him.

    Sorry we couldn't be friends,

    Tim

    From Stacey ***** to Me

    wtf are you fucking serious? why were you being so dense about the 420 thing! and wtf you are seeing bisco but you never heard of sts9?

    From Timmy Tucker to Stacey *****

    I'm not sure what you mean about the "420 thing." What are you talking about?

    From Stacey ***** to Me

    ugh nvm

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    lol, craigslist makes me lawlz all the time. check out the best of section sometime.

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    hahahaha what an idiot

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    Stacey is a stuck up bitch, & now she's missing out on smoking on that ounce & maybe smoking a cock.
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    i want a bunch of money and material objects that will make me happy for a short amount of time, and then i want to burn all of it when i die so no one else can have it.

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    haha I guarantee that guy was playing her the whole time. "my mom and co-workers think so" lolol


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    ahhhahaha that guy is the man

    Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.




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    craigslist trolling is epic lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire child View Post
    Stacey is a stuck up bitch, & now she's missing out on smoking on that ounce.
    I'm sure you'd hook up with someone via Craigslist after 3 or 4 semi retarded emails though, right?

    No vetting process there...

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    Lenny's Acid Trip
    Posted at: 2010-03-09 10:46:33 | 159 comments | Add Comment
    Original ad:
    Do not Use Lenny the Mechanic:
    He has an ad on here for car repairs and I asked him to fix my blown head gasket. He showed up to my house, broke a bunch of parts and left. He has been avoiding me ever since. DO NOT USE THIS GUY.
    Lenny, if you are reading this, you owe me an explanation.

    From Me to ***************@***********.org:

    Hey,

    My apologies for bailing on your car. I know I have been hard to contact; I lost my phone and had to get a new e-mail address. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.

    Lenny

    From **********@gmail.com to Me:

    You could start by explaining yourself...

    From Me to **********@gmail.com:

    Well, I was pretty baked when I showed up, and I had just eaten a bag of shrooms and taken three hits of acid. I thought I would be able to fix your car before the shrooms and acid kicked in, but I was wrong. While I was disconnecting the sensors, I started tripping pretty hard. At one point it looked like the intake manifold was laughing at me. I freaked out and bashed it with a socket wrench, and then ran back to my car and got the hell out of there. I'm not sure what happened after that. The next thing I remember is waking up naked in a church confessional booth two days later. When I got back to my house, the State Police were there and told me they found my car abandoned in a car wash about 50 miles away. Needless to say, it has been a crazy weekend for me. That is why I was unable to fix your car.

    From **********@gmail.com to Me:

    Uh...not sure what to take from all that. You deemed it a good idea to take drugs before working on my car because...why?

    From Me to **********@gmail.com:

    Honestly I forgot I had to work on your car. I remembered after I took the shrooms and acid. Once I get my car back from the police, I should be able to come over and finish working on your car. Oh by the way, sorry about the dump I took on your lawn. I was too embarrassed to go inside and ask to use the bathroom because it would have been obvious that I was tripping.

    From **********@gmail.com to Me:

    Unbelievable. I don't want you to do any more work on my car. I do want you to pay for the damage you did to my car. If you don't, I will take you to small claims court.

    From Me to **********@gmail.com:

    Whoa man, why are you being such a dick? Not cool. If anything, you should be paying me. I seriously fucked up my hand when I hit your intake manifold with the wrench. It feels like I fractured it. I don't have any health insurance, and seeing as I got injured under your employment, I think you are obligated to pay for my medical bills.

    From **********@gmail.com to Me:

    Not a chance in hell. I think all those drugs you took fried your brain - you're fucked in the head if you think any of this is acceptable. If you don't pay the damages, we are going to have a problem.

    From Me to **********@gmail.com:

    I have another eighth of shrooms I can give you...will that cover it?

    From Me to **********@gmail.com:

    I'll take that as a yes?

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    A Little Help
    Posted at: 2010-02-04 18:53:23 | 174 comments | Add Comment
    Original ad:
    I need someone who owns or has access to a pipe camera to inspect a sewer drain that runs from my house to a creek behind my house.. I constantly have to snake out the drain and need to see what is causing the clog. The pipe is about 50 feet long. Thanks!!
    From Me to **********@************.org:

    Hello,

    Are you still looking for someone to inspect your sewage pipe?

    Mike

    From Ben ****** to Me:

    Yes I am...do you have a pipe camera?

    From Me to Ben ******:

    Ben,

    I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to help you. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) and think I would be able to fit down the pipe. I will not only find the problem, but I might even be able to fix it. I will gladly do this for $150 compensation.

    Mike

    From Ben ****** to Me:

    You get stuck in the pipe and then I have a real problem.. No thanks.

    From Me to Ben ******:

    Ben,

    I promise I will not get stuck in your pipe. I have done similar jobs for a contractor and have had nothing but positive results. If you are concerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil and cover myself in it so I will not stick to anything.

    Mike

    From Ben ****** to Me:

    No. The ad was for a pipe camera guy...NO MIDGETS

    From Me to Ben ******:

    Ben,

    First off, we prefer to be called "little people," not "midgets." I thought your ad was simply looking for a solution to your problem, not specifically a pipe camera operator. Us little people have to deal with jerks like you all of the time, and it is very discouraging. Perhaps you should change your ad to express your hatred for little people. That way you will not waste the time of any other potential little person plumbers.

    Mike

    From Ben ****** to Me:

    I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little fucker...the last thing I need is a damn midget clogging my drain. Thats right you're a MIDGET not a little person. You midgets are so touchy!

    From Me to Ben ******:

    Ben,

    I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating against little people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful. Just because we have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Maybe next time you will be more considerate.

    Mike

    From Ben ****** to Me:

    Go ahead you fucking midget! Hey guess what. You can come over here and suck my dick and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahaha!!!

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