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    Default No Lighter, No problum

    I recently had a broken lighter and no matches so I found out 10 ways to light a bowl without a lighter or matches

    1 (how i got my bowl lit)
    turn your oven on and rub pasta on burner till the pasta catches fire then use flaming pasta to light bowl/candle

    2 wet the wick on a candle and put sugar on wet wick, turn on stove and rub wick on burner untill the wick ignites.

    3
    roll a joint and use oven burner/stovetop

    4
    use auto cigarette lighter

    5
    rub a nine volt on steel wool untill ignition

    6
    solar hits

    7
    mix chlorine and glycerin to make a chemical fire

    8
    use gas heater to light candle

    9
    use water heater to light candle

    10
    use feet and hands to find your damn lighter
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    i nominate this for dumbest post of the year for next years awards


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    no need for that his post looks well thought out and looks like he worked really hard... he prob just google it and tossed it on here lol chances are he didnt even think about posting or the impact it would have on the enviroment, i dont think any of you think about the impact on the enviroment from stupid posts, more stupid posts = more ppl going outside = more ppl walking or driving = the earth slowly compacting = the earth colapsing beneath are feet... but thats so unlikely... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrosmoke View Post
    i nominate this for dumbest post of the year for next years awards
    I agree, someone other than me next year!

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    Quote Originally Posted by astrosmoke View Post
    i nominate this for dumbest post of the year for next years awards
    Don't be so harsh.... Lots of stupid threads have been started about being stuck without a lighter. This thread ACTUALLY offers solutions to the problem. With a bit of wit tossed in. I like it.
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    such golden stars as "get a lighter from the store"

    and "use flaming pasta"

    this sounds dangerous as hell, and while im not trying to be harsh, in prison, steel wool and a battery might work, but does that even sound healthy?

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    We could turn this into a whole thread about ways to not be fucked when you don't have a lighter. I've lit bowls with a soldering iron before....I can't think of any other even remotely practical ways to light a bowl.

    Edit: other than the methods already listed
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    Eat the spiciest taco you can conjure up, and push with all your might. You'll get a flicker eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thirteen View Post
    Eat the spiciest taco you can conjure up, and push with all your might. You'll get a flicker eventually.
    or a hemorrhoid

    @sam, what a well concealed message haha.

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